Too Real for Reality TV

Too Real for Reality TV

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This sauce is in honor of a true royal blue one of a kind individual. From introduction, he stole our hearts, challenged our ideas, gave us reason to dance when everyone is watching and held us to a standard even, he couldn’t achieve. Adam this is your Awkward Sauce. You were and will always be the epitome of Too Real for Reality TV.

So, this Sauce, a full throttle wonder ride to your tastebuds, is our version of a Caribbean pasta sauce. Yup you read that right we improved on the standard pasta sauce by roasting our herb vegetable medley then blend our medley with scotch bonnet, pimento, fresh cilantro and of course more garlic. What you taste is a melodic smack of flavor that subdues to garlicky goodness. Besides pasta, it’s a great soup stock, pizza base or garnish; an addition to bruschetta or add some Vodka to make pink sauce with an arrabbiata essence. We add it to Ackee to spice up Ackee and Saltfish which is Jamaica’s national dish.

We also offer an artisan blend cow’s and lactose free milk cheese(s) featuring Too Real for Reality TV which if we had to pick one word to describe it would be: MMMMMMM (sorry our mouths are busy enjoying a fresh batch now)

To know him was to love him unconditionally and we know once you taste Too Real for Reality TV, you’ll do a shimmy shake slide too.

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Each Awkward Sauce is made from natural, locally sourced ingredients and is freshly made to order. We recommend refrigeration for these sauces, most lasting about 3 weeks but you may consume it quickly, as do most customers. Trust us we don’t mind when you run out!

**Orders in Miami-Dade and Broward counties may request pick-up