Call a Sit-Down

Call a Sit-Down

from $7.00

It can be indoors or outdoors. It can involve any form of seating including thrones, stools, bean bags, benches and sand. There should be some type of table so that parties can be separated, beverages placed upon and if need be, someone can hide underneath it. Oh yes, we said beverages, not particular on the type, but necessary to soothe parched throats or become projectiles. One major recommendation is to have a mediator, preferably one who is realistically attune to tempers, deal-breakers and sudden moves.

Meet our homage to this situation and call her by her name Maria. She’s our spicy Red Gazpacho that can be used as soup stock (it is our new Chili starter), salsa, garnish, pasta sauce, marinade or grilling sauce. Splash of Vodka it becomes a fresh Bloody Mary, or some Tequila and you’ve made a Bloody Rita.

We also offer our artisan blend cow’s and lactose free milk cheese(s) featuring Call a Sit-down both of which are sensory experiences from unwrapping with cooling intensity building with each bite. Say yes to yumminess!

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Each Awkward Sauce is made from natural, locally sourced ingredients and is freshly made to order. We recommend refrigeration for these sauces, most lasting about 3 weeks but you may consume it quickly, as do most customers. Trust us we don’t mind when you run out!

**Orders in Miami-Dade and Broward counties may request pick-up